Ironman Meltdown #2

Let me first start by saying, I love pizza.  I always have and I always will.  I am a foodie, but every once in awhile a cheese pizza or McDonald Nuggets and French Fries are the most delicious thing in the world!   All day Wednesday, I was hungry.....started at 2:00AM.  There was not enough food in the house to satisfy my needs.  I had a 2000 yard swim in the morning and a 90 spin class in the evening.  Bryan said, "Let's get a pizza after spin class".  Well of course I was in for a thin crust, cheese pizza!  I was not about to turn that done!!  Tommy, our new employee started spinning with us.  He road with us to the YMCA after work and of course was joining us for pizza.  On the way home (after a killer class) I was on the phone talking to an elderly friend of mine.  Bryan ordered the pizza and I didn't think a thing about it.  All I knew was Tommy wanted pepper and onions on his.  (Let me back up one minute and say that when I'm hungry, I eat a half of a large pizza myself.)  Bryan went in and picked up the pizza and I never thought anything of it.  He put it in the back and away we went with the smell of delicious, hot pizza in the car.  We get home and the pizza comes out of the car and into the house.  Two boxes......one large and one mini.  Well, a mini cheese pizza was ordered for me!  BREAKDOWN #2 started to occur!  "Really!  He ordered me a ________ ________ _______ mini cheese pizza? You are got to be ______ kidding me!  Did you really order me a ________ _______ mini cheese pizza after a 90 spin class with a hour swim earlier that day?  You got to be ________ kidding me?  I don't even eat the _______ ______ crust!!"  It was not pretty to say the least.  I was beyond HANGRY!  Bryan then proceeded to get on the phone, order me a 2nd  mini cheese pizza and go and pick it up.  When he got to the pizza place the guy ask him if he dropped the first one.....he said, no, it just wasn't big enough for my wife....I think Bryan learned his lesson......and Tommy got a lesson in 'happy wife, happy life!